First shown: 11/23/94
Opening: Preparing Crow for a secret mission
Intro: Crow's mission to Deep 13 ends in failure
Host segment 1: Mike gives Crow and Tom bionic noises
Host segment 2: A kitten with a whip visits on the Hexfield
Host segment 3: Mike hazes himself
End: Mexican festival with a Dr. F. piñata, letter, Dr. F. has a Frank piñata
Stinger: "I'll be a celebrity! And so will you!"