First shown: 7/19/97
Opening: Mike, who once spent two weeks as a Japanese chef, has a relapse
Intro: Pearl and company are under fire! She begs Mike for air support...and gets it--with world shattering results!
Host segment 1: Tom sings about the 70s (and the 50s, too)
Host segment 2: Tom acquires a buttless truck driver body
Host segment 3: Crow is Turkey Volume Guessing Man!
End: Mike, Crow and Tom spoof the end of the film, while Pearl is weighed down with medals
Stinger: Jim Stafford is really happy!