First shown: June 20, 1999.
Opening: Tom considers the unexplored implications of the song "Owner of a Lonely Heart."
Intro: M&TB are plagued by Yes orchestra hits; Pearl encourages humor in the workplace.
Host segment 1: M&TB demonstrate to Pearl how repeating the same sequence can be annoying.
Host segment 2: Crow & Tom encounter cute little Goosio. They hogpile him.
Host segment 3: Crow's report on Malta includes a good deal of slander on the subject of Maltese men.
End: Having suffered through a really bad Joe Don Baker movie, Mike assumes it's his turn to escape. He's wrong, the poor dope. Meanwhile, Funny Dress-Up Day at Castle Forrester takes a horrifying turn.
Stinger: "Yew think yew kin take me? Go 'head on. It's yer move."