First shown: August 1, 1999.
Opening: The SOL's annual safety check reveals a surprising lack of same.
Intro: Pearl is throwing a Castle Forrester Fair, and Tom and Crow's livestock entry surprises Mike.
Host segment 1: Crow rashly wishes that Mike didn't exist, and sure enough, Mikey the sprite appears to grant his wish and enforce Crow and Tom's somewhat reluctant repentance.
Host segment 2: Tom comes down with severe Southern Belleness.
Host segment 3: Mike's plan to create mutant killer worms instead results in a tasty snack.
End: Crow takes a fall from his reeeally high platorm shoes; Pearl forces Brain Guy demonstrate the Fair's bungee jump attraction, which has some flaws.
Stinger: "You gon' be da worm face!"