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SEASON 10

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SEASON TEN: 1999

SEASON 09

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SEASON NINE: 1998

SEASON 08

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SEASON EIGHT: 1997

SEASON 07

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SEASON SEVEN: 1995-1996

SEASON 06

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SEASON SIX: 1994-1995

SEASON 05

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SEASON FIVE: 1993-1994

SEASON 04

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SEASON FOUR: 1992-1993

SEASON 03

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SEASON THREE: 1991-1992

SEASON 02

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SEASON TWO: 1990-1991

SEASON 01

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SEASON ONE: 1989-1990

1012 SQUIRM

mst3k — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:46:31 CDT

First shown: August 1, 1999.
Opening: The SOL's annual safety check reveals a surprising lack of same.
Intro: Pearl is throwing a Castle Forrester Fair, and Tom and Crow's livestock entry surprises Mike.
Host segment 1: Crow rashly wishes that Mike didn't exist, and sure enough, Mikey the sprite appears to grant his wish and enforce Crow and Tom's somewhat reluctant repentance.
Host segment 2: Tom comes down with severe Southern Belleness.
Host segment 3: Mike's plan to create mutant killer worms instead results in a tasty snack.
End: Crow takes a fall from his reeeally high platorm shoes; Pearl forces Brain Guy demonstrate the Fair's bungee jump attraction, which has some flaws.
Stinger: "You gon' be da worm face!"

1011 HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND

mst3k — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:45:40 CDT

First shown: July 25, 1999.
Opening: Mike finds out that Crow has a syndicated newspaper column.
Intro: Pearl has moved Castle Forrester to a new neighborhood.
Host segment 1: Mike gets himself trapped in the giant spider web Crow and Tom have put up.
Host segment 2: Mike is auditioning dancers, and Pearl, Brain Guy and Bobo try out.
Host segment 3: M&TB want to know if it's true that you become languid and sexy when you survive a crash--and there's only one way to find out.
End: Mike has become a giant spider--well, sort of; as Pearl calls in from a rest stop on the way to moving Castle Forrester back, Bobo finds some toys.
Stinger: The girls scream from the void.

1010 IT LIVES BY NIGHT

mst3k — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:44:54 CDT

First shown: July 18, 1999.
Opening: Mike quizzes Crow & Tom on colors and the moods they cause.
Intro: Pearl tries tactical misdirection so M&TB won't notice that she's spraying poison on them, causing mutations.
Host segment 1: Mike & Tom can't deny that they didn't forget that Crow's not Mary Tyler Moore.
Host segment 2: Finding Mike unconscious and foaming at the mouth, Crow & Tom assume the worst.
Host segment 3: Mike seeks Pearl's opinion on his new moustache, but Crow's larger 'stache impresses her more. Tom takes the premise too far, however.
End: Tom is dissatisfied by his franchisee kit from the Buddy Ebsen Hat Distressing Corporation; Pearl tortures Bobo and Brain Guy with slides from her many honeymoons.
Stinger: Bat guy says "Well?" then convulses.

1008 FINAL JUSTICE

mst3k — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:44:09 CDT

First shown: June 20, 1999.
Opening: Tom considers the unexplored implications of the song "Owner of a Lonely Heart."
Intro: M&TB are plagued by Yes orchestra hits; Pearl encourages humor in the workplace.
Host segment 1: M&TB demonstrate to Pearl how repeating the same sequence can be annoying.
Host segment 2: Crow & Tom encounter cute little Goosio. They hogpile him.
Host segment 3: Crow's report on Malta includes a good deal of slander on the subject of Maltese men.
End: Having suffered through a really bad Joe Don Baker movie, Mike assumes it's his turn to escape. He's wrong, the poor dope. Meanwhile, Funny Dress-Up Day at Castle Forrester takes a horrifying turn.
Stinger: "Yew think yew kin take me? Go 'head on. It's yer move."

1007 TRACK OF THE MOONBEAST

mst3k — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:43:09 CDT

First shown: June 13, 1999.
Opening: Crow and Tom are blossoming everything.
Intro: Mike's attempts to escape using a remote-control Bobo.
Host segment 1: The bots rush the Halloween season, and hollow embarrassment ensues.
Host segment 2: This week on Legends of Rock: The Band That Played "California Lady."
Host segment 3: Crow and Tom rig a remote camera, and catch a glimpse of Mike's disturbing bedtime routines.
End: Crow has injured a baby satellite, but soon all is well; Brain Guy and a brain-exposed Bobo bond, much to Pearl's displeasure.
Stinger: "Moon rocks? Oh, wow!"

1005 BLOOD WATERS OF DR Z

mst3k — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:42:14 CDT

First shown: May 2, 1999.
Opening: Crow enjoys a nice chaw.
Intro: Crow labels his chaw cans; Pearl conducts a maternal love deprivation experiment.
Host segment 1: Mike becomes wedged in the bulkhead of Crow's evil voiceover
Host segment 2: Gone fishin'.
Host segment 3: Brain Guy & Bobo demonstrate Crow & Tom's naked acting theory.
End: Crow & Tom show off their specialized food carrying cases; Pearl's mer-monkey has an admirer.
Stinger: "Sargassum! The weed of deceit!"

1004 FUTURE WAR

mst3k — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:41:30 CDT

First shown: April 25, 1999.
Opening: The Bots calculate how many times a lady Gypsy is.
Intro: Pearl conducts LSD experiments on the bots.
Host segment 1: Tom makes a pair of legs so he can kickbox, but Gypsy has a leg up on him.
Host segment 2: M&TB thank Pearl for not killing them, which puts a crimp in her plans.
Host segment 3: Droppy the Water Droplet visits.
End: Mike has a biiig chin; Pearl explodes Bobo and Brain Guy's plans for going on the road.
Stinger: The future warrior's shirt is head-butted right off.

1001 SOULTAKER

mst3k — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:39:50 CDT

First shown: April 11, 1999.
Opening: The bots are confused about why their "wet T-shirt contest" is so dull; commercial sign malfunctions.
Intro: The malfunctions on the SOL get worse; Pearl and the gang don't care
Host segment 1: With Gypsy malfunctioning, Mike tries to take command, with the expected results.
Host segment 2: *Everything* goes wrong on the SOL, but nobody in Castle Forrester can help because a soultaker has appeared--and it's TV'S FRANK!
Host segment 3: The mysterious visitor who saved the ship appears on the bridge--and it's JOEL! He fills in the bots on what he's been up to, and he and Mike share a tender moment.
End: Joel's completes repairs on the SOL, says hi to Frank, and departs with some uplifting words to M&TB; in Castle Forrester, Bobo and Frank hit it off.
Stinger: Mom ogles her daughter (ew!).

0913 QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS

mst3k — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:38:11 CDT

First shown: 9/26/98
Opening: Crow's in the shop, but the loaner Crow has a radio!
Intro: Worried about a lack of results in her experiment, Pearl trades places with Mike!
Host segment 1: Pearl completes her observations, while Mike, Bobo and Observer enjoy a guy's night.
Host segment 2: The Sir Thomas "Neville" Servo Consort of the Middle Ages Just After the Plague Singers performs an ancient Air on a Delta Knight.
Host segment 3: Leonardo Da Vinci visits, and he's a good fella.
End: The bots mourn the loss of Pearl; the annual Delta Knights Pancake Breakfast is a success.
Stinger: Even his co-star is embarrassed by Mr. "I'm Coming!!"